SKYTRIM OS
· day 1
rep ★—
$0
BATTERY
2:30
CONTRACT
1 · TRIMMER
hold F
2 · CLAW
F grab/drop
3 · BLOWER
hold F
4 · CHAINSAW
hold F on branch
W/S
fly ·
A/D
turn ·
SPACE/SHIFT
up/down
F
use ·
1-4
tools ·
Q/E
winch ·
M
music
SKYTRIM
&
CO.
DISRUPTING THE VERTICAL LANDSCAPING SPACE™
START THE STARTUP ▶
FLIGHT SCHOOL
A PHYSICS-COMEDY LAWN VENTURE · TOOLS SOLD SEPARATELY (LITERALLY)
FLIGHT SCHOOL (30 SECONDS)
W/S A/D SPACE/SHIFT
— fly. The drone has momentum. So does regret.
Your tool hangs on a rope.
It keeps swinging after you stop. This is the game.
1–4
switch tools ·
F
use tool ·
Q/E
reel the winch (once you buy it).
Trimmer:
shave bright overgrowth down to the glowing spec. Cutting dark spec foliage = "overcut" fees.
Claw:
F to grab junk, F to drop. Drop it in the green bin ring.
Blower:
herd leaves into the yellow ring. Also herds everything else. Careful.
Chainsaw:
hold F against a branch until it drops. Aim for the chalk circle, not the shed.
Everything you break is itemized on your invoice.
The gnome is watching.
GOT IT
REPLY "SOUNDS GOOD!" ▶
JOB BOARD
LAWNLIST™ · POSTINGS NEAR YOU
PROCUREMENT
GARAGE R&D DIVISION · ALL SALES FINAL
OPEN THE JOB BOARD ▶
SKYTRIM & CO.
"we'll get it right eventually"
NET
NEXT ▶
thank you for choosing the future of lawns
NASDAQ · TICKER: TRIM
YOU RANG THE BELL.
$0.00
Opening price: your lifetime property damage. The market calls it "a bold pricing story."
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DAYS TO IPO
$0
NET WORTH
$0
DAMAGE CAUSED
0
GNOMES AVENGED
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